Does Anyone Deserve A Second Chance?

So what's today's lesson? No one deserves a second chance in life, except blood (by second chance, I mean you need a change for redemption because you've screwed yourself more than a guy on death row, you've become a stool pigeon, or you've made the mistake of your life -- not because you left the milk on the counter).

Here's why almost no one deserves a second chance:

The big picture
No one around you should be weak. Requests for second chances only come from people who can't get their act together in the first place. Second chances mean someone, somewhere, disrespected you, betrayed you, or made a fool of you in some way. Loose lips and loose brains sink ships, you know what I'm saying?

Family
Family members are the only people who deserve second chances, and only because they are blood. When I say family I mean your children, your parents or your uncle; not a long-lost fourth cousin. Your wife is not your blood; she doesn't fall in this category. Even if you see yourself in the unfortunate circumstance of giving someone a second chance, that person loses all your trust. They start at zero again. You don't forgive and you don't forget, you just give the family members a chance to redeem themselves.

Close friends
Close friends don't get second chances. Anyone who is close to you should know better than to screw you. A friend proves his worth in bad times, not in good. Any stronzo who betrays you puts you in bad times. You should never be put in a position to give any friend a second chance. It violates the principle of what a friend is. Their job is to be by your side; how can they do that if you don't trust them?

Like the old saying goes; "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." F**k that; fool me once, there isn't going to be a second fooling, just some cement shoes. Track record means nothing to me, it just means I might expel you from my life instead of whacking you.

Colleagues/crew members
Now if I said you shouldn't forgive close friends, what do you think I'm going to say about people you don't even know that well? If they are not blood or even close friends, what are they? Nothing but an anecdote in my life. If a relationship is based on money, what -- if any -- loyalty do you owe a person? If you answered nessun (nothing), you get a carrot and you get to take the dunce cap off.

You take food out of my children's mouths and expect sympathy? Forget about it.

The women in your life
So what about your wife? Should you give her a second chance? No, she's replaceable. Her only job is to support you unconditionally, stay in the kitchen, and screw you in her younger years. Any infidelity or any other kind of betrayal and you tell her vaffanculo (how you make that happen is up to you).

What about your mistress? Again, no. She's replaceable. Her only job is to support you unconditionally, stay in the apartment you paid for, and screw you on your weekend getaways.

Your girlfriend? Second chance? No. She's replaceable. Her only job is to support you unconditionally, stay in the strip joint where she belongs, and screw you in the backseat of your car or when the mistress is out of town.

See a pattern here? Good. Now go play with your dolls.

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